5 year old shows off her Muay Thai Combos
Look at that elbow block in the second gif! Slick!
When writers have superheroes ponder these moral quandaries like “is it okay to mindwipe rapists and batman” or “is it okay to build a spy satellite and spy on the justice league” or “is it okay that we launched the hulk in space” or “are we allowed to commit genocide to save our planet?”
the idea is that we as readers are supposed to make a choice about whether or not we can still call these characters heroes
the problem is, in the case of most of these illuminati characters, we’ve already seen them spend years doing horribly evil bullshit like orchestrating orewellian registration acts and cloning gods and banishing people into space and hoarding items of immense cosmic power
so it becomes less of a situation of “can we still consider these characters heroes?” and more of a “if you’re not gonna read up past phil 101 utilitarianism can you just stop, please?”
the only reason these characters are still heroes is because you tell us that they are while they are making these terrible, morally bankrupt choices
None of the members of the Marvel Universe Illuminati have been ‘Heroes’ for a long, LOOOOOONG time
Tony Stark especially, that douchebag hasn’t been a hero since Civil War
He’s a whiny, stupid self righteous, arrogant priveleged little rich man-child with daddy issues running around thinking he’s James Bond in a mecha and generally being the kind of complete and utter scumbag you wouldn’t let touch you with a fifty foot pole
I wish they’d just kill him off already and have someone who’s actually interesting take over as Iron Man.
Remember when heroes fought villains and solved mysteries?
Seriously, though, you can tell where a comic universe is at by the general themes they adopt.
In the 90s it was all about evil corporations, the second half of the 00’s brought on Civil War and issues with the military industrial complex, and now the big two are bringing in parallel universes and think they’re doing something new with the ethics of genocide.
These characters didn’t stop being interesting for a lot of people because the stories weren’t topical or relevant anymore, but that they stopped being fun.
There’s a reason why RDJ’s Iron Man is so iconic now over his comic book counterpart.
WHY CAN’T TV SHOWS EVER SAY THE WORD BISEXUAL
ARE THEY AFRAID IF THEY SAY IT THREE TIMES BISEXUAL BEETLEJUICE WILL APPEAR BECAUSE IF SO I WILL SETTLE FOR ONCE OR TWICE
Bisexual People in real life: I’m bisexual
Bisexual people on TV: I DON’T LIKE TO LABEL MY SEXUALITY
I’m not bisexual, but several of my partners are. (It sounds like a joke like “I’m not gay, but my girlfriend is” but it’s true.)
Preeeeeetty sure they’re real.
new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute
No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass
hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage
all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions
- stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
- cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
- laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
- also fuck you.
I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do.
FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS
You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.
I’ve honestly only ever met a handful of people without them.
My therapist told me instead of hurting myself I should draw something pretty were I want to cut. This is the result. And it works, honestly. If you’re struggling with self harm I really recommend this. (Make sure you use a marker and not a pen cause pens can hurt you! )
I’m reblogging this again because this technique really did help me stop self harming. Sure, I had some slip ups at the beginning but I’m 92 days clean now. All of the love I got from y’all certainly helped too! I hope this helped at least one other person recover or at least helped someone along the road to recovery. I would love to hear other techniques you guys have or your recovery stories! I love you all so much. Stay strong!
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I created a PDF of some gift tags for a client. They were arranged in portrait orientation so they would print on an 8.5” x 11” page like a regular document. I sent them to her, she said they were perfect, and I forgot about the transaction.
A few weeks later, she writes to me in a panic.
Client: Your file is corrupt. When I print it, the bottom and top are cut off and it’s centered on the page with a bunch of white space on the side.
Me: Did you make sure to change your printer settings to print in portrait? You probably have it set to landscape.
To further prove my point, I printed out the exact file I sent her, took a picture of it, and sent the picture showing it printed correctly. I also attached the same file I originally sent her and replied again.
Me: I just printed it and it worked perfectly (as you can see by the photo I sent you). I also reattached the file. You’ll just need to change your printer settings to portrait.
Client: No, it’s not that. This file is corrupt. I’ll just have to have someone else fix it since you won’t.
I let it go. The next day:
Client: So, I figured out what the problem was. I was printing in landscape.
Japanese Spider-Man is the best Spider-Man.